cumfort:

omg

cumfort:

omg


thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

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Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends


lacigreen:

from this cute ass video

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complexlysimplekiddo:

boomboombooom:

Fanart: Chris Colfer as The Amazing Spider-Man.  

Happy Birthday, Chris! :D that was fun

p.s. please don’t steal/repost.

HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT PHOTOSHOP SKILLS.

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When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

greaterandmoreterrible:

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think youre clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

Reblog if you’re a potato.

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